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Become a “GURU” for just $1.00 – Honestly!

May 23rd, 2009 3 comments

He there,

I’m up at my camper for the weekend and it started raining so I hopped in the Jeep and headed out to this little hole in the wall discount grocery store around here for something to do.

I love this little store because they always have a large variety of strange foods, snacks and drinks that you never see in a regular grocery store.

While my son was browsing the large selection of energy drinks they had in stock he asked me, “dad, what’s a guru”?

I did a double take and said, where did you hear that term, that’s something someone is called when they are the best at what they do, the all knowing one.

I then asked him where he heard the word and lo and behold, he handed me a 10 oz can of “Guru”.

Here’s a picture

guruWhile waiting to check out I had visions of the cashier trying to up sell me on a 12-pack of the stuff, or an auto-ship of some sort

It was warm so I had to put it into the fridge when we got back to the camper, but I plan on cracking that baby after dinner and becoming an instant “Guru”

For Only $1.00

Be on the lookout tomorrow where I espouse my new found wisdom in the form of a $4,997 coaching program WSO from a true Guru

All kidding aside, Happy Memorial Day weekend, get away from the computer, jeez I even live this stuff in the middle of nowhere lol

Scot

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